Monday, August 17, 2009

R.E. Scammers

Frank the IV denies he has anyone living in his foreclosed house. The persons living there (upstanding citizens that they are) claim to have a lease. The male half of the couple living in this house (we'll call him Mr. Bill) is definitely a scammer and a criminal...forgery, counterfeit devices, cocaine trafficking. And, Mr. Bill is scheduled to be sentenced in about three weeks in Federal Court for his latest foray into cocaine trafficking.
1999 - 500 pounds of cocaine BUSTED
2000 - Forgery, counterfeit devices, fraudulent identification BUSTED
2006 - Cocaine trafficking BUSTED

Mr. Bill...yet another Federal rap, more time in some federal prison camp. Maybe it's time to realize you're NOT as smart as your accomplices and law-enforcement.

I would suggest that next time (if there is a next time)you want to have some idiot drive 20 kilos from L.A. to Chicago, tell her to ALWAYS use her turn signal and have a more believable cover story...

"I'm on my way back from a job interview in Las Vegas"

...obviously didn't fool the State Trooper. After the drug dog was called in, you were probably thinking,

"I should've told them I was coming back from a funeral..."
or
"A bee flew into my car..."
or
"I'm not as stupid as I look..."
or
"I'm not as smart as I look..."

But, $5,000 for driving from Chicago to L.A. and back, with 20K's is pretty good money...what is that...a week's work? Personally, I couldn't stand the anxiety. But, I'd definitely use my traffic signal all the time. That "probable-cause" traffic stop can be a real bitch for drug traffickers. Have a fun 16 months (or more) in BOP.

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