The title of my new song..."I'm such an idiot"

Hey, Mr. Fox Lake HD dude...

When you testify at a deposition that you haven't driven a motor vehicle since your alleged accident, did you ever think, EVER, that the story is going to get checked out? Well, you took a little bit of a gamble on that $1,000,000.00 you think you deserve. When you've had tickets AND drive a big honkin' motorcycle, you can kiss that $$$ good-bye, adios, sayonara, aloha. When the last day of the trial rolls around, you are going to wake up dreaming about your big jury award. Later that day, you will have a severe reality crash. Shit happens...as they say.

Mr. Bill and family get served

You're living in a foreclosed house and you're complaining that I have been harassing you? Mmm...during my previous visits, there was never an answer at the door - how can I be harassing you? Your daughter comes to the door and says that you're not home...your son comes to the door and says you're not home...and then who comes to the door next? I thought you told the kids to tell me you weren't home?

And now the story is that you are paying rent to the people who no longer own the home. What do you think the papers were that I taped to your front door and your garage - SIX weeks ago. I asked that you call me, I sent you a message on FaceBook. Why didn't you call me.

So, at the court hearing on October 7th, you will be asked how you pay the rent. I'm thinkin' CA$H. When you have a boyfriend who has cocaine trafficking issues, it's usually ca$h, right? The judge will LOVE that explanation.

I'd start lookin for new digs.

R.E. Scammers

Frank the IV denies he has anyone living in his foreclosed house. The persons living there (upstanding citizens that they are) claim to have a lease. The male half of the couple living in this house (we'll call him Mr. Bill) is definitely a scammer and a criminal...forgery, counterfeit devices, cocaine trafficking. And, Mr. Bill is scheduled to be sentenced in about three weeks in Federal Court for his latest foray into cocaine trafficking.
1999 - 500 pounds of cocaine BUSTED
2000 - Forgery, counterfeit devices, fraudulent identification BUSTED
2006 - Cocaine trafficking BUSTED

Mr. Bill...yet another Federal rap, more time in some federal prison camp. Maybe it's time to realize you're NOT as smart as your accomplices and law-enforcement.

I would suggest that next time (if there is a next time)you want to have some idiot drive 20 kilos from L.A. to Chicago, tell her to ALWAYS use her turn signal and have a more believable cover story...

"I'm on my way back from a job interview in Las Vegas"

...obviously didn't fool the State Trooper. After the drug dog was called in, you were probably thinking,

"I should've told them I was coming back from a funeral..."
or
"A bee flew into my car..."
or
"I'm not as stupid as I look..."
or
"I'm not as smart as I look..."

But, $5,000 for driving from Chicago to L.A. and back, with 20K's is pretty good money...what is that...a week's work? Personally, I couldn't stand the anxiety. But, I'd definitely use my traffic signal all the time. That "probable-cause" traffic stop can be a real bitch for drug traffickers. Have a fun 16 months (or more) in BOP.

Squatters...or friends of the scammer?

Note to Frank the 4th:

You're upside down, foreclosed on, and you don't know there are people living in your house? And when asked about it, you persist with that bullshit? And now the bank and their attorneys are sending me to the house to find out what the hell is going on. Frank the 4th, I'll bet you not only know them, but you are collecting rent from them. You are a convicted felon (twice) and a scammer. You are not the brightest lightbulb in the box. This situation is why investigators like me take a close look at people like you. I'm coming for you.