The title of my new song..."I'm such an idiot"

Hey, Mr. Fox Lake HD dude...

When you testify at a deposition that you haven't driven a motor vehicle since your alleged accident, did you ever think, EVER, that the story is going to get checked out? Well, you took a little bit of a gamble on that $1,000,000.00 you think you deserve. When you've had tickets AND drive a big honkin' motorcycle, you can kiss that $$$ good-bye, adios, sayonara, aloha. When the last day of the trial rolls around, you are going to wake up dreaming about your big jury award. Later that day, you will have a severe reality crash. Shit happens...as they say.

Mr. Bill and family get served

You're living in a foreclosed house and you're complaining that I have been harassing you? Mmm...during my previous visits, there was never an answer at the door - how can I be harassing you? Your daughter comes to the door and says that you're not home...your son comes to the door and says you're not home...and then who comes to the door next? I thought you told the kids to tell me you weren't home?

And now the story is that you are paying rent to the people who no longer own the home. What do you think the papers were that I taped to your front door and your garage - SIX weeks ago. I asked that you call me, I sent you a message on FaceBook. Why didn't you call me.

So, at the court hearing on October 7th, you will be asked how you pay the rent. I'm thinkin' CA$H. When you have a boyfriend who has cocaine trafficking issues, it's usually ca$h, right? The judge will LOVE that explanation.

I'd start lookin for new digs.